Cyber Monday – Then and Now

What a typical “Cyber Monday” used to be: Going on AOL chat to flirt with some girl whom you have no idea what she looks like and basing her attractiveness entirely on the cuteness of her screen name… Read More

Desert Dolphins

I would like to befriend a dolphin. Admittedly, it’s kind of tough to do in the desert though. With its tumbleweeds and strip malls, this isn’t exactly the ideal habitat to cultivate such an aquatically barriered companionship, but… Read More

Zap! Friday

Zap! Friday By Brandon Adamson The customer is always right? Wrong. The customer is usually a pest Wouldn’t it be great if on Black Friday, department stores were transformed into giant bug zappers? The swarms of unsuspecting critters… Read More

Zack’s Friday

Zack’s Friday By Brandon Adamson Black Friday, but a heroic manager defies his corporate handlers and at the last possible moment decides to keep the store closed. Just stands there smugly, arms crossed and laughing diabolically at all… Read More

The Invisible Luck

The Invisible Luck by Brandon Adamson Having gone through a rough patch a mad scientist eager to gain a new lease on life *drinks potion of invisibility* (his latest concoction) “Mwahaha! The world is mine!” *gets hit by… Read More