A Glow In the Dark Neverland

Sometimes I get sidetracked by things, you know…things. It’s like well, I don’t really know what it’s like. Things just happen. They really do. Who can understand what I’m trying to say? Nobody, except maybe you and/or you and/or you, too. For my sake I hope it’s more than one or two of you but […]

Elevated Anxieties

They couldn’t quite put their finger on what exactly was different as they hopped on, but something seemed off about the elevator the young couple had ridden up to their 10th floor highrise apartment a zillion times before. Their abstract hunch would quickly give way to concrete tangibility, accompanied by horror. Operating at an uncomfortably […]

Shazam! Man

The other day I was having a flashback to the time I met this annoying wanna be gangster dude who would say “Shazam!” after just about every sentence. It was really awkward just how often he’d say it, like 20 times within the span of a 3 minute convo. He said it in a very […]

Zack’s Friday

Zack’s Friday By Brandon Adamson Black Friday, but a heroic manager defies his corporate handlers and at the last possible moment decides to keep the store closed. Just stands there smugly, arms crossed and laughing diabolically at all the stupid, beastlike customers waiting in futility for doors which will never open

The Invisible Luck

The Invisible Luck by Brandon Adamson Having gone through a rough patch a mad scientist eager to gain a new lease on life *drinks potion of invisibility* (his latest concoction) “Mwahaha! The world is mine!” *gets hit by a car the first day cause drivers can’t see him*

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