Zap! Friday

Zap! Friday By Brandon Adamson The customer is always right? Wrong. The customer is usually a pest Wouldn’t it be great if on Black Friday, department stores were transformed into giant bug zappers? The swarms of unsuspecting critters greeted with jolts as they overwhelm the entrances… complete with Batman tv show sound effects like zip! […]

Zack’s Friday

Zack’s Friday By Brandon Adamson Black Friday, but a heroic manager defies his corporate handlers and at the last possible moment decides to keep the store closed. Just stands there smugly, arms crossed and laughing diabolically at all the stupid, beastlike customers waiting in futility for doors which will never open

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