Starbucks Girl

Starbucks girl: “So is it Brendan or Brandon?” Me: “Brandon…like in 90210” Starbucks girl: “What do you mean?” …Getting  old  sucks!

The Gleaming Crest

Purchase “The Gleaming Crest” on Amazon “The Gleaming Crest,” a recently unearthed book of poems I wrote in 1995, is now available on Amazon. At only about 35 pages, its fairly short. Basically it’s a chapbook. The book… Read More

Zap! Friday

Zap! Friday By Brandon Adamson The customer is always right? Wrong. The customer is usually a pest Wouldn’t it be great if on Black Friday, department stores were transformed into giant bug zappers? The swarms of unsuspecting critters… Read More

Zack’s Friday

Zack’s Friday By Brandon Adamson Black Friday, but a heroic manager defies his corporate handlers and at the last possible moment decides to keep the store closed. Just stands there smugly, arms crossed and laughing diabolically at all… Read More

The Invisible Luck

The Invisible Luck by Brandon Adamson Having gone through a rough patch a mad scientist eager to gain a new lease on life *drinks potion of invisibility* (his latest concoction) “Mwahaha! The world is mine!” *gets hit by… Read More